two guys on treadmills at the Y
guy with a soul patch: "Dude have you seen that 40 Year Old Virgin movie??"
guy wearing a wife-beater: "No man."
guy with a soul patch: "It's hella funny. It's about this dude who hasn't ever gotten any, and so his friends are all like trying to get him laid and all like that."
guy wearing a wife-beater: "So what happens?"
guy with a soul patch: "He hella does everything wrong. {long pause} But not anything like that shit that came down with you, man. I ain't sayin' that and shit."
guy wearing a wife-beater: "No. Yeah. Shit no. Whatever man. "
Silence. Then a nod to the television in the corner.
guy with a soul patch: "So...what? They haven't caught that dude yet?"
guy wearing a wife-beater: "No dude. He got away on a donkey."
guy with a soul patch: "Dude. How do you lose a seven foot guy on a donkey?"
guy wearing a wife-beater: "Some shit we'll just never understand."
posted by Dakota House @ 4:32 PM
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Someone told me the other day that he was bored. How can that be with this stuff happening everyday.
soul patch - also referred to as an "Attilio" by OAFH (Organization for the Advancement of Facial Hair)members, the soul patch is a small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin
Always happy to school you Jason.
Shall I check with you before I set the camping trip date? You in? I miss you.
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