overheard at Costco

woman with stiff white hair: "You know what my mother's last words were?"

guy wearing Hawaiian shirt: "Tell me."

woman with stiff white hair: "She said, 'Who the f--- brought me those flowers? Don't they know I'm allergic?' She woke up from a coma, said those words, then her head fell to the side and she died."

guy wearing Hawaiian shirt: "Ahhh... that makes me miss Brooklyn."