overheard at the tulare and cedar bus stop

guy on cell phone:

"No, dude, I'm not kidding. She was wacked out pissed. Yeah. She threw all my shit out of my backpack and everything. And I was like, 'Mom, what is your problem?"

undecipherable chatter coming from cell phone

"Yeah, seriously. And she was like "I'm pissed at you,' and I was like 'Yeah but did you have to kill all my pets?' So yeah, dude, let's play tonight. Yeah. Hoops."