overheard in the women's locker room

girl getting dressed: "So yeah I taught my mom how to text."

girl combing her hair: "Why?"

girl getting dressed: "I dunno. Thought it would make my life easier, I guess. But now... she's like, all thinking she's cool and shit. And she sends me these texts that say, like, 'Hi! What's up?' Jesus."

girl combing her hair: "Oh no."

girl getting dressed: "Um, yeah. It's hella annoying."

girl combing her hair: "Tell her to stop."

girl getting dressed: "Well I would but she pays for my phone and shit."

girl combing her hair: "Gawd. That bites."

girl getting dressed: "It hella sucks."