Computer Quarantine

My computer is sick. It is delirious with fever, spouting out things it would never say or do in it's normally healthy state. Whatever it has, you don't want. I won't be sending out any emails for fear of making my friends' computers sick, too. I probably won't be doing any blogging either because it is so frustating and it makes me say bad words.
Brad says the reason there are computer viruses is because there is satan.
I believe him.