things fall apart

Here is the list of things that have broken at our house in the last month:

toaster oven
microwave
not 1 but 2 DVD players
brakes on my car
house air-conditioning (in the heat spell, naturally)
lawn mower
coffee maker (yes...THAT one)
flat tires on BOTH vehicles (in the same day)
my eyes
the blender

I'm not kidding, either.