overheard in the campus free speech area

man shouting on platform: "Why should you listen to me? You don't listen to what the Bible says so why should I think you will listen to me?"

girl in pink hoodie: "I don't listen to you because you stand out here and yell like an ass every day."

man shouting on platform: "I'm not here every day. I come once a week. But it seems like every day to you because I'm talking about sin and you are probably living in it."

girl in pink hoodie: "Fuck you."