Thursday, May 05, 2005

No, Shannon...that's NOT a Quaker hat Shaddie's wearing.


shaddie
Those of you who know my dog Shaddie will join me in commiserating as his life is in shambles: he is depressed, wet, hungry, disgraced and emasculated.

Yesterday he had 'the procedure' and life has gone to the dogs ever since. It has barely stopped raining, and Shaddie heartily dislikes rain. He is in pain, what with having his testicles removed and all, he can't eat very well because I don't know if you noticed but HE HAS A BIG PLASTIC THING ON HIS HEAD. So to top it all off, he is humiliated by his appearance.

Mel, for the love of God, DO NOT bring Nattie here on Tuesday. Shaddie would positively die of mortification.

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