overheard at the campus gym

guy with muscles wearing Gold's Gym shirt:

"We'll get you in shape. It's just gonna take work."

slightly chubby guy in baggy sweats (lifting free weights and huffing):

"Right....okay.... yeah."

guy with muscles wearing Gold's Gym shirt (flexing in mirror):

"First thing you need to do is stop eating for pleasure."

slightly chubby guy in baggy sweats:

"Right. Okay. Yeah. Wait....what?"